talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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