I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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