kristin has been a bad kristin
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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