I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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