NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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