should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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