your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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