You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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