Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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