remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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