Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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