yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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