your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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