so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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