Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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