Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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