i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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