How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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