I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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