Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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