i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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