Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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