She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
and you fell through a lawn chair
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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