I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
