Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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