I'm going to jail i love you
I smell stomach acid.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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