Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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