Whod you bang
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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