Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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