Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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