I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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