you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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