I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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