Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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