Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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