Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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