I don't think brook has ever known best
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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