i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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