I just made out with a guy for $7.
Me too!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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