Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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