Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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