I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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