So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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