Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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