Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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