I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
