if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
