real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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