I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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