there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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