Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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