I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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