haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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