Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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