You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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